One Night Hand
One Night Hand by palestiniandeliberation January 6, 2016
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One Night Hand
Similar to a one night stand, a one night hand involves receiving a hand job from an acquaintance, either known or unknown. After said hand job, neither party acknowledges the others existence.
One Night Hand by sacboy October 19, 2010
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One Night Hand
Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.
Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!
One Night Hand by Rroarr January 10, 2010
One Night Hand Stand
To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.
One Night Hand Stand by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005
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