dankupka

A man who can only obtain sexual release through intercourse with pets.

Trust me, that guy's a dankupka. His ex-girlfriend told me he wouldn't touch her, but she walked in on him with her dog Fifi.

by palestiniandeliberation June 21, 2010

Whacky

A penis. See also tallywacker, whack off, whacky sack.

Poor kid got his whacky caught in his zipper.

by palestiniandeliberation January 29, 2018

One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation November 04, 2015

Whacky Sack

Testicles. See also tallywacker, whack off.

His whacky sack looks a little swollen!

by palestiniandeliberation January 29, 2018