One Night Hand

Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

by palestiniandeliberation January 06, 2016

dankupka

A man who can only obtain sexual release through intercourse with pets.

Trust me, that guy's a dankupka. His ex-girlfriend told me he wouldn't touch her, but she walked in on him with her dog Fifi.

by palestiniandeliberation June 23, 2010

Whacky Sack

Testicles. See also tallywacker, whack off.

His whacky sack looks a little swollen!

by palestiniandeliberation May 04, 2018

Whacky

A penis. See also tallywacker, whack off, whacky sack.

Poor kid got his whacky caught in his zipper.

by palestiniandeliberation May 04, 2018