4 definition by palestiniandeliberation

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Masturbation.

He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.

A man who can only obtain sexual release through intercourse with pets.

Trust me, that guy's a dankupka. His ex-girlfriend told me he wouldn't touch her, but she walked in on him with her dog Fifi.

Poor kid got his whacky caught in his zipper.

Testicles. See also tallywacker, whack off.

His whacky sack looks a little swollen!