A term which people from Norfolk claim they coined but actually has its roots in the vastly superior county of Suffolk.
It is used to describe something misaligned, wonky, crooked or out of level.
Norfolk siblings Densel and Dinah were going at it like the clappers. Just as Densel was about to spaff his turnip juice, he slipped and pummeled his man carrot into Dinah's gooch.
In severe pain and his manhood permanently bent, he called out "DINAH, my prize wanger, it's on the huh".
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.