On The Load

On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"

Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.

On The Load by Yawrood January 13, 2010

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blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

blow your load on the commode by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

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load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

load on the road by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

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Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

Load on the Rings by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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