Olshoving 

When a fat, slutty, college-age girl with big, sweaty, pushed-up tits gets fall-down drunk at a bar and/or house party around random dudes she doesn't know, goes home with them (or fucks them at the party), then cries rape the next day. These bloated, sub-human manitees aren't even smart enough to know the difference between actual rape and what happens when you get hammered, slut around, and regret what you did the next morning. One is an unspeakable offense, where as the other is simply the result of poor judgment and should serve as a lesson learned. The walk of shames can be funny though, and I do advise taunting them if you're an early-riser.

If you want to see skanks "Olshoving", Just spend a weekend on any college campus or major city in America and you'll soon know what I'm talking about.

Olshoving by pompeiialltheway January 8, 2012

Olshoving 

Olshoving

Another form of Olshoving occurs when the same type of fat, slutty, tatted-up train wreck with big dumb tits dates a guy (but probably not exclusively) for about a month or less, and starts fucking him without any form of birth control or contraception. Sure enough, she gets pregnant due to her own stupidity and carelessness and bemoans how awful her life is and what a piece of shit the sperm donor turned out to be. They usually hide it from their families, continue to drink, smoke and party the whole time they're still "deciding" whether or not to keep the baby, and then just have an abortion. This is very common these days, as most young women feel they shouldn't be held accountable for any of their terrible decisions. These over-priveledged idiots must not know that condoms are given away for free at just about every clinic in the Western world.

Slut #1: "Hey guuuurl! Aren't you pregnant?? You probably shouldn't play another game of beer pong."

Slut #2: "Nah, don't worry. My parents don't know about it, so I just plan on Olshoving before my second trimester."

Slut #1: "I hear that! I was thinking about Olshoving this time last year. I ended up going out of state for the procedure, so no one would find out. The fuckin' loser actually wanted me to keep the baby and move in with him so that we could be a real family and the kid might have a chance in life. What a creep! You're my bestie!!"

Olshoving by pompeiialltheway January 28, 2012

Olsoning 

The act of being a pedophile, scam artist, and overall piece of shit, all in one.

That Nick kid is Olsoning so hard. His existence kills brain cells of anyone within a 3 mile radius.

Olsoning by ldoybl May 5, 2019

Olsoning 

To reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by "bitch ass niggas." Speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.

"Yesterday I got so drunk I was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to fuck off."
"Dude, you were totally Olsoning."

Olsoning by theLoneRanger March 13, 2015

onshoring 

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.

A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.

onshoring by jevanyn August 20, 2010

Olsoning 

When you create a kick ass group and people get jealous and make up lies and talk shit.

Tyler is baby and is really jealous of that guys Olsoning skills so he talks shit on the internet.

Olsoning by GimpyJ May 5, 2019