Olesexuals

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A section of Manchester United fans who will criticize everyone but Ole for the poor run of form the team is going through. They believe he's the second coming of Sir Alex Ferguson and he is infallible. They are some of the most deluded people on Football Twitter and reality is not their cup of tea.

I am blocked by most of the hardcore Olesexuals on this platform.

Olesexuals by Øuch September 30, 2019

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oldsexual

A new type of sexuality…when you are attracted to older men or woman, who are between the ages of 65 and dead. All other ages sicken you. This sexuality is not caused by daddy issues or mommy issues.

“Jenna likes older men and doesn’t have daddy issues...she’s oldsexual!”

oldsexual by Jebblockna May 22, 2019

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Olesexuals • oldsexual • Oresexual

Oresexual

Oresexual people are mostly minecraft gamers who are sexually interested in ores like Iron Ore, Gold Ore...,

How to identify yourself as a Oresexual? Pretty easy just how do you feel when you find a diamond ore? You feel excited, aroused, happy, and attracted with a rush of dopamine? You are just in love with ore you are in orelove

Its not shame to be into Ores

Me: this crazy guy in urban dictionary described being excited to see a diamond ore is Oresexual, that's stupid!
Master Oogway: There are no accidents
Obi-wan: so what a i told you is true, from a certain point of view

Oresexual by X0rw December 30, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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