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The old titcomb
First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.
A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.
Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.
A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.
Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.
"He gave her the old titcomb"
"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"
"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".
"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"
"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".
The old titcomb by JCmcgill April 26, 2011
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Old tits
When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
Old tits by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018
old stink tits
What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.
You: Who is it?
Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.
Timmy: Who's that?
Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
You: Who is it?
Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.
Timmy: Who's that?
Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
old stink tits by metalslugmn June 13, 2011
old slop tits
A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.
old slop tits by Jiz rag May 13, 2005
rough as old dogs tits
when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.
rough as old dogs tits by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007
how old dem titties
how old dem titties by NGage July 23, 2008
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