Old Man Jankins
A old man, typically used in a stereotypical way of a cranky old man, that always yells at children to get off his driveway, porch or more commonly used, lawn.
Old Man Jankins by Slutty Pikachu69 May 30, 2016
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Old man jankins
Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
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old man jenkins
a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.
someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.
old man jenkins by karl f gorham October 7, 2003
Old Man Jenkins
Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"
Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.
Old Man Jenkins by K. Aman March 16, 2005
Old man Jenkins
A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...
Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?
Old man Jenkins by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018
Old Man Jenkins
A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Old Man Jenkins by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010
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