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old bastard

old bastard by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".
`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.
old bastard by Grego April 6, 2005

old bastard

An offensive word to old people, typically mean old people.
My Friend: Damn, my dad is an old bastard!
Me: ^
old bastard by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

Old Bastard

Oh look, it's Old Bastard!
Old Bastard by 192Springfield February 5, 2019

Old Bastard

ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
Old Bastard by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021

Old Bastard

When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.
Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard
Old Bastard by anonymous November 17, 2020

Old Fashioned Bastard 

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
Old Fashioned Bastard by u8wood March 22, 2005
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