Old Scottsdale

The gayest dumbass place on earth which turns every tourist homosexual and automatically subjects every visitor to life-threatening horrible food poisoning.
"I went to Old Scottsdale the other day and came back with this damn syphilis. I should have known better."
by m.c. j-dizzle May 06, 2008
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The Old Scottsdale Mist

When your are getting your salad tossed and you fart just enough to spray some mist into the air.
Cj was getting his salad tossed by Brigate when he gave her The Old Scottsdale Mist.
by 1wisch March 08, 2019
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