Old Friend

Still having feelings for them but i don’t say muchhhh so it’s whatever :/

“He’s/ She’s just an old friend don’t worry”

by Petty Much? January 14, 2019

Old Friend

Term used when greeting a friend you haven't spoken to or seen in quite awhile.

How's it going, old friend? We haven't spoke in a minute.

by Lazarus_FPS April 21, 2017

Your old friend blue

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

hello darkness my old friend

hello darkness my old frienddddd

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND!

by HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDD! May 20, 2021