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Ol’ Son
Ol’ Son by Jordan.204 September 29, 2020
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Ol’ Son • On to the next ol’ son • Olson • Olsoning • Olsoned • Olsonerist • Olsonesq • Olson Protocol • Olson Ratio • olson special
On to the next ol’ son
A saying of the rich country guys, going between one fun and cool idea to the next. Printed on the back of an awesome work rig; a rich guy probably just sold to another younger, but still rich guy.
On to the next ol’ son is printed on the back of a favorite vehicle, black, military grade painted, dual tired, lifted, flat bed, dark tint bullet proof windows, slight chrome trim, thieves would be afraid to break in, probably with a few gun racks, Cummings diesel engine truck, with a stabbing wagon (mid sized camper) behind it. The original owner sold it to pay for his newer, stronger truck, with a bigger, and fancier stabbing wagon (long finished horse trailer), higher military grade body, getting offers from Uncle Sams’ proudest, and with larger guns. Which he will add On to the next Ol’ son when he sells it.
On to the next ol’ son by Eruditioner2 June 6, 2022
olson special
olson special by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
Bobby Olson
The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."
2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."
-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
Bobby Olson by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011
mr. olson
A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.
mr. olson by Urban spartan December 5, 2016
Olson Ratio
The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.
Olson Ratio by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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