Oklahomos
A southern fried punk rock band from Austin, TX. Started in 2000 by Jefe Malaka on guitars and Loonz on vocals. The band released a single on the soundtrack for the movie "College" (2008 Lionsgate / Element Films).
The Oklahomos
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Oklahomos
The people residing in the State of Oklahoma that supported and/or assisted in the robbery and illegal theft of the famed NBA franchise Seattle Supersonics from the beautiful and elegant city of Seattle, Washington. Also the plural meaning of a gay Oklahoma citizen (but what's the difference?).
Kai: Oh snap! That kids wearing the ugliest uniform ever! Wait is that the Oklahoma City Thunder's uni's?
Kurt: Nah. Thats just another one of those Oklahomos.
Kurt: Nah. Thats just another one of those Oklahomos.
Oklahomos by Kurt Whiteboy Wonder January 7, 2009
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Oklahomos
The people residing in the State of Oklahoma that supported and/or assisted the robbery and illegal theft of the famed NBA franchise Seattle Supersonics from the beautiful and elegant city of Seattle, Washington. Also the plural meaning of a gay Oklahoma citizen (but what's the difference?).
Kai: Oh snap! That kids wearing the ugliest uniform ever! Wait is that the Oklahoma City Thunder's uni's?
Kurt: Nah. Thats just another one of those Oklahomos.
Kurt: Nah. Thats just another one of those Oklahomos.
Oklahomos by Half Asian Persuasion2214 January 7, 2009
Oklahoma Crimson
The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
Oklahoma Crimson by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
Oklahoma Wind
When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.
Oklahoma Wind by xkfalling September 14, 2010
Mister Oklahoma
Euphemism for a female masturbating.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Oklahoma Cowbell
This happens when you tie a bell around your sack then have a girl lay on the floor and you fuck her in the mouth and let your nuts slap underneath her chin thus ringing the bell.
Oklahoma Cowbell by hollywood452 March 26, 2009
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