Ohlsen

a word used to describe a male that exhibits homosexual characteristics but is clearly straight. Actions of a Ohlsen being may range from idealizing Kelly Clarkson or google image searching Ryan Seacrest. The persons heterosexuality is typically expressed by their interest in hillbilly females.

Apart from their wimpy physique be careful to not anger a male in a Ohlsen mind set. They will often make outrageous threats and grab any item in the surrounding areas and creatively use it as a weapon

male (acting as an Ohlsen) : " if you dont turn that music off I am going to george forman grill your face off!"

by Marker boy :) October 13, 2010

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Lizzie Olsen

A hottie who will not be forgottie. She's an amazing actress, a sweet and adorable person, and BEAUTIFUL! She can play any kind of character but really shines when she's a sad superhero. Also she is so hottttt. We love her. We stan.

Cultured Person 1: Oh man I love WandaVision, it's an exceptional TV series.

Cultured Person 2: Of course it is, it stars Lizzie Olsen!

by CaptainFlapjacks December 28, 2022

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Elizabeth Olsen

One of the smexiest women on this Earth like literally I would have her children in a heartbeat. She is kind, sweet, charming, has the best fashion sense ever and an all round absolute ✨Queen✨

Person: OMG IS THAT ELIZABETH OLSEN?!?!
Me: *on the floor melting from the hotness radiated from her* yeah it is-

by Hollander.at.heart May 19, 2021

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