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oh me god 

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water
Oh me god!
oh me god by Pandgum May 1, 2022
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scuse me oh my god! 

common term used by the arican amercan race when they want to get by the unsuspecting fair skinned people in the hall ways.
scuse me oh my god! by julie April 19, 2005

Don't "Oh My God" me. 

It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.
Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.

Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?

Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.

oh god help me 

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw
oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh god please just kill me 

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
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