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oh god no 

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind
brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu
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Oh god no please stop 

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY 

The thing someone says when they want more effect then what the hell
(Sees something sus) AYO WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL OH MY GOD NO WAYAYAYAYYAY

oh god plz no 

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this
Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no
oh god plz no by Definer2009 March 4, 2021

Oh god please NO 

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick
Eww stop oh god please NO
Oh god please NO by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

Oh SHi- I mean God no 

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
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