oh god no

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

by someone else thats not u March 04, 2021

Oh God

A general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.

Daniel: “Oh God.”

Doci: “Your God cannot help you now, Daniel Jackson.”

Daniel: “It was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”

by Shivanidurga March 25, 2008

Oh God

A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.

"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

by Mr. Moto January 10, 2006

Oh God

The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.

Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?

by aint_david May 05, 2021

Oh god

The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"

me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god

(log off)

by flashflashflash November 27, 2011

oh god

What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.

"Oh god, i'm gonna cum."

by lil hottie November 19, 2007