(og'bee-zhan)
n.

1. A stainless steel telescoping rod with gripper claws and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move toilet paper back and forth.

I get all my centaur equipment and "Ogbesians and Such" on 57th St.

ogbesian by partizan92 July 25, 2007

Ombeni

Incredibly awesome & amazing person

Man, you are sooooooo cool. You are an ombeni

Ombeni by TheJet2011 May 24, 2011

ogdenify

Verb. To manipulate or brainwash a friend or family member into subservience

Also. To make victims of ogdenification suffer from feelings of guilt when having disappointed their controller

Or. To sidestep blame from personal actions by deferring blame to other ogdenifiers

An action commonly used by evil women

She ogdenified her daughter into buying her groceries.

The ogdenification is complete, and thus, my sister is now my bitch.

I want to ogdenify that man into taking care of me.

We were so odgenified that we couldn't refuse the evil wenches requests as we feared retaliation.

ogdenify by pooponcows July 8, 2011

OGenius

My Pops was a hood legend…A true savant OGenius…Feel me? If ya didn’t know…Well uhhh, now ya know…

OGenius by Pushmataha January 27, 2023

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026