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offski-onski

To fix a pooter problem by performing a power on reset.
Have you tried offski-onski ?
offski-onski by alcoops January 10, 2008

offski's 

To leave a place before you are supposed to e.g. a classroom
"can we do the offski's"
offski's by Sam Vennall February 11, 2005

offskies 

To leave a place fast or to get to another place
The police are there im gunna be offskies before i get caught!
offskies by Jordan46 April 7, 2008

offside tony 

This describes all your friends who you play video game hockey with, who do not understand the 'offside' rule in hockey. Anyone who consistently ends up offside, is labeled as an "offside tony".
Your friend has just gone offside for the 3rd straight trip down the ice, "You idiot! Stop being such an offside tony!".
offside tony by mr. m0nyagi December 27, 2006

Strategic Offsite 

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.
Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

offsidenaldo 

Cristiano ronaldo's nickname as he scored alot of gols om offside
Gool de cristiano ronaldo while he was offside but refferes still count the goal
"Offsidenaldo scored another gol on offside"
offsidenaldo by You're name April 22, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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