Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

by Cube girl April 13, 2010

officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

by The Silky Smooth April 8, 2009

officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

by Robert Weston February 7, 2008

Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

by JeniJo January 8, 2009

The Office

A prime example of British comedy at its best. Originated in Britain (obviously) but followed up by America with "The Office - An American Workplace" which, frankly, uses American humour and all our best quotes eh boys ;)

Co-written by Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant who also appeared at Live 8 this year! - www.rickygervais.com/video2_1.php

"Who says famine has to be depressing!"

www.bbc.co.uk/theoffice

by Drinkup July 6, 2005

The Office

An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais

'When i get home im gona watch the office'

by thedudeofkl May 9, 2005