Offendness
Offendness by ShakeYFX May 13, 2022
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Pissed-offedness
Pissed-offedness by Maddison Knox March 30, 2009
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pissed-offedness
A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.
1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."
2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."
3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."
2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."
3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."
pissed-offedness by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008
Offendnist
A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.
Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.
John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.
Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.
John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.
Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.
Offendnist by dn85 April 21, 2010
Boyfriend Offenders List
This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Boyfriend Offenders List by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010
Future Sex Offenders
Usually young, around 16 or younger.
Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.
Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.
Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.
Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.
Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"
girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"
girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"
Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"
girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"
Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
Future Sex Offenders by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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