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Pissed-offedness 

degree or level of irritation or to which one is pissed.
No matter your level of pissed-offedness screaming will not fix the problem

pissed offedness 

Sorry bro, I didnt mean to interrupt your pissed offedness.
pissed offedness by achaeon May 30, 2010

pissed-offedness 

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.
1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

3. "That goat fuck niggerriggery is not helping my pissed-offedness."

Offendnist 

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.
Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.
Offendnist by dn85 April 21, 2010

Boyfriend Offenders List 

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Boyfriend Offenders List

Future Sex Offenders 

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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