Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.

Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

Off the Mark by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023

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off the market

Taken. Not single. Someone whom you should leave the fuck alone.

Can be abbreviated to OTM.

Yo, dude. You best quit chasing after her. She's off the market.

off the market by HolyMolly March 5, 2008

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off the meat market

to be bangin,awesome,great

damn that weed was off the meat market!

off the meat market by memz August 3, 2007

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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