elegant and innovative twist on the classic Deeznuts joke. When delivered correctly (see example below for correct use cases), it leaves the masses shocked and wanting more. Will certifiably seduce anyone with an above-average sense of humor.
Person 1: Tell me a joke
Person 2: I don't know a joke but unrelated, my doctor told me I have ocd the other day
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yeah, OCDeeznuts.
Person 1: I want to marry you.
*Helps if Person 2 has a reputation of having ADHD, so the tangent isn't as weird*......ADHDeeznuts. boom. gotem.
Person 2: I don't know a joke but unrelated, my doctor told me I have ocd the other day
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yeah, OCDeeznuts.
Person 1: I want to marry you.
*Helps if Person 2 has a reputation of having ADHD, so the tangent isn't as weird*......ADHDeeznuts. boom. gotem.
by godofseductionandtoast November 9, 2025
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