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The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

oblutions by David Hughes April 23, 2004

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oblutions

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

oblutions by Will O'Hara January 13, 2005

Related Words

oblutions • oblurious • Ablution • oblivion stars

Oblutions

1) The name of the bathroom in an army barracks.

2) To wash one's body all over, shave, clean teeth and used the toilet in one sitting.

1) Section leader: " right then 1 section, you have 10 minutes to use the oblutions."

2) " Give me 20 minutes to have my oblutions and I'll be ready."

Oblutions by Hteb1978 February 21, 2021

oblurious

Something that is obviously funny. A combination of the words obvious and hilarious.

That was oblurious when Adam tea bagged Ian.

oblurious by Jimothy Kilop April 14, 2004

Ablutions

One of the greatest Call of Duty players. Usually seen playing with inFraReddd

friend 1: "damn man Ablutions just 1v3 clutched!"
friend 2: "yeah man hes pro."

Ablutions by quickscope721 September 26, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026