oblutions

The collection of acts related to sprucing up your face; any action relating to the bathroom.

Let me go do my oblutions in the bathroom, would you?

oblutions by David Hughes April 23, 2004

oblutions

Cleaning and cleansing performed before going to bed.

Brushing teeth, washing face, etc

oblutions by Will O'Hara January 13, 2005

Oblutions

1) The name of the bathroom in an army barracks.

2) To wash one's body all over, shave, clean teeth and used the toilet in one sitting.

1) Section leader: " right then 1 section, you have 10 minutes to use the oblutions."

2) " Give me 20 minutes to have my oblutions and I'll be ready."

Oblutions by Hteb1978 February 21, 2021

oblurious 

Something that is obviously funny. A combination of the words obvious and hilarious.

That was oblurious when Adam tea bagged Ian.

oblurious by Jimothy Kilop April 14, 2004

Ablutions 

One of the greatest Call of Duty players. Usually seen playing with inFraReddd

friend 1: "damn man Ablutions just 1v3 clutched!"
friend 2: "yeah man hes pro."

Ablutions by quickscope721 September 26, 2010