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Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"
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Objective Finance 

The best value for Lincoln-Douglas Debate.
Aiden joined LD because he loved the value of Objective Finance so much.
Objective Finance by TP>LD February 8, 2021

Objective Finance 

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.
Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.

Objective Finance per Capita 

Objective Finance per Capita is the Concept that Objective Finance, and its associated scores can be measured for the individual, and how they're doing, in order to assess how much better they can make their live/financial situation through the use of Objective Economic Principles in their lives. Usually measured by Dividing your country's GDP per Capita by Its Objective Finance score, then multiplying that by the average of your earnings, before dividing that by the number of digits in your net worth. The Square root of that number should be your Objective Finance per Capita score!
Noah was Extremely surprised to find out that his Objective Finance per Capita score went from 2.4494897 to 2.6061125 over the course of a year

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026