Oakgasm 

The orgasmic feeling one experiences when hot water in the shower first hits the poison oak on your skin.

I had an oakgasm when I took a shower this morning

Oakgasm by TheFiveO April 22, 2009

oargasm 

something that occurs when someone has sex with a boat

OOOOOOH YES YES YES! I'm gonna come all over your poop deck! Man the lifeboats I'm gonna OARGASM!

oargasm by Danontour May 11, 2006

Oakasm 

The amazing sensation you experience when putting your poison oak rash under hot water.

Man, that hot water totally gave me an oakasm.

Oakasm by The Man Don Miguel December 7, 2010

oargasm 

Reaction of a home-theater enthusiast upon realizing a given film is being released in its Original Aspect Ratio.

"Dude, it's gonna be 2.35:1. I just totally had an oargasm."

oargasm by Greg Thompson October 19, 2005

okgasm 

Pronounced, okay-gasm, this is for those times when you have an orgasm and it certainly better than nothing, but much less than mind-blowing.

I guess I was just kind of distracted during the sex, and when it was over, my climax just kind of felt like an okgasm.

okgasm by fa_foo December 5, 2009

oargasm 

The state of mind when one thinks they are actually a seal. This state of mind is generally caused by idiotic behavior leading to an oargasm.

The actual oargasm sounds something like this: "OAR! OAR! OAR!" and generally includes rabid clapping like a seal.

Man, I thought she was crazy when she was making those motorcycle sounds. I never thought she'd go so far to have an oargasm.

oargasm by Jen Florentine June 11, 2006

oargasm 

Refers to da act of getting off due to someone's not using an outboard motor to propel a water-craft.

Hot-in-da-crotch hottie: Seeing a husky dude's bulging bicepses flexing while he's paddling a boat always gives me a major oargasm.

oargasm by QuacksO January 7, 2023