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A member of a species of creature that, though appearing human, possesses speed, strength, and power unattainable by any Homo sapiens. Oaksmen are characterized by their pure power, aggressive workout regimen, and unparalleled love for one another. Several known Oaksmen wear their hair long so that it flows from beneath a hat or helmet. The first known example of an Oaksman was the late Owen Thomas, whose kinsmen carry on his legacy today. Some claim they speak another language, others claim they don't speak at all, instead flapping their Lats and grunting in a method of advanced communication. Rumors of extinction ran rampant over the past year, however, it seems as though the Oaksmen, though few in number, are alive and kicking.
Did Thor, the lightning god, just walk in to the bar?' 'No, man, that's an Oaksman.
Oaksman by PumaKat November 1, 2010
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The orgasmic feeling one experiences when hot water in the shower first hits the poison oak on your skin.
I had an oakgasm when I took a shower this morning
Oakgasm by TheFiveO April 22, 2009
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orkasm by funkus mungus May 9, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004