Owes 

A cool Afghan smart guy with a great character. He will keep you laughing no matter what and he always writes hes messages in CAPITAL LETTERS . Often seen as a gentleman and womanizer and is famous for the expresses Strul-mul. Very handsome and honest. He'll change your world to make it better and is very good with computers. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. He is also very nice and good looking. Always hunting; for good food, good friends. He also have a funny dialect.

Why is Owes so cool?

Who is that fast guy? Oh, that is Owes. HE IS THE MASTER!
Uhh, that handsome man must be a Owes.

Owes by TheCrazyDrugDealer November 24, 2021

owes me a new pair of pants 

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

owes me a new pair of pants by george January 20, 2005

owes a lot to science 

When a girl looks a LOT, and I mean a LOT better with make-up on.

Man, I saw Jenny in the morning before she put her make-up on. That girl owes a lot to science!

owes a lot to science by Graham B. December 31, 2007

Beat it like it owes me money 

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Julio owes me money 

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

Julio owes me money by Raffster December 29, 2008

The day owes me nothing 

I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.

Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?

The day owes me nothing by dirt_kidd April 22, 2015

owesome 

The surname of the greatest customer name ever used in a software demo... "Bernard Owesome". The word has since come to signify anything that is an order of magnitude greater than just simply "awesome".

Can you believe how owesome this cheeseburger is?

owesome by Johnny McGeeve May 2, 2008