Owes

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A cool Afghan smart guy with a great character. He will keep you laughing no matter what and he always writes hes messages in CAPITAL LETTERS . Often seen as a gentleman and womanizer and is famous for the expresses Strul-mul. Very handsome and honest. He'll change your world to make it better and is very good with computers. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. He is also very nice and good looking. Always hunting; for good food, good friends. He also have a funny dialect.

Why is Owes so cool?

Who is that fast guy? Oh, that is Owes. HE IS THE MASTER!
Uhh, that handsome man must be a Owes.

Owes by TheCrazyDrugDealer November 24, 2021

Words you can keep

owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

owes me a new pair of pants by george January 20, 2005

owes a lot to science

When a girl looks a LOT, and I mean a LOT better with make-up on.

Man, I saw Jenny in the morning before she put her make-up on. That girl owes a lot to science!

owes a lot to science by Graham B. December 31, 2007

Beat it like it owes me money

To masturbate vigorously. Show no mercy.

She was so hot - I can't wait to go home and beat it like it owes me money.

Beat it like it owes me money by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

Julio owes me money by Raffster December 29, 2008

The day owes me nothing

I got laid this morning before even leaving my bed.

Me: The day owes me nothing!
You: Sick bro! Who was she?

The day owes me nothing by dirt_kidd April 22, 2015

owesome

The surname of the greatest customer name ever used in a software demo... "Bernard Owesome". The word has since come to signify anything that is an order of magnitude greater than just simply "awesome".

Can you believe how owesome this cheeseburger is?

owesome by Johnny McGeeve May 2, 2008

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026