Ostriches

Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!

Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?

Alex:Those are ostriches Don.

Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!

Ostriches by OnTheMurderScene May 26, 2009

Ostriches

"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts on Family Guy, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts as possible)

The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"

Ostriches by ClassicJules August 3, 2010

ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Emus & Ostriches 

Emus and Ostriches have the best friendship and make so many good memories

Emus & Ostriches are so cute

Emus & Ostriches by livs best friend January 13, 2021

Ostrich Tar 

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

Ostrich Tar by King Kenedy June 5, 2005

Oozing her ostrich 

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

Oozing her ostrich by Hef September 5, 2005

Ostrich Rape 

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

Ostrich Rape by Anustart July 30, 2016