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Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
The whore's ordeal was loose.
ordeal by Mel April 13, 2004
Usually barbies use it to say something is cute (YOUR OUT FiT, SHOES,ACESSORIES.
Bashing Barbie : Aye fish yo outfit is ordeal
Ken Barbie : i kno sus Ordeal,Ordeal
ORDEAL by DATBARBiE August 4, 2007

subway sandwich ordeal 

When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...

Bonus points when used with cloud computing!

Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!

2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
subway sandwich ordeal by aptster September 16, 2010

Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
Phobic denotation ordeal by folkish February 11, 2010

Trial by ordeal 

1.) A practice used back in the medieval ages for determining ones innocence or guilt by doing something dangerous

2.) What the templar's sky fortress rumble is called

3.when you get an app and it makes you do a inescapable, one week trial and makes you pay for it for the trial
1.) You are acussed for stealing for killing in the royal forest, to prove your innocence, you must punch this bear in the face

2.)*distant fighting and a screaming female could be heard*

Intelligence expert: Did she logged back in and tried to do all her drills?

Tactical officer: yes.

Intelligence expert: trial by ordeal with the templar?

Tactical officer: at least she ain't getting fucked by him.

PC during the rumble: *LET ME LAND A FUCKING HIT ON YOU!*

3.)dude this app thrown a Trial by ordeal on me
Trial by ordeal by HAFFLEPAFF June 17, 2019

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
Blistering anal ordeal by Caustie January 30, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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