This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you physically attractive. A variation of this would be "She's on YOUR team" which means that a guy finds you so unattractive he puts you on his friends team.
Guy to girl: You're on my team!!
Girl: *punches his lights out*
Said by gay people in hopes that someone (usually unattractive or unpleasant) is not gay, to avoid bringing down the general reputation of gay men/ lesbians. Can also be "my team" to a non-queer audience, or "our team" to a queer audience.
The reverse works too "I hope she's on our team- Jodi's so hot."
"I *hope* he's not on my team, even though he keeps referring to his 'partner'. Joe is SO obnoxious."
To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.
Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."
one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)
a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though
b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga
One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.
"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."
"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"
Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.