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Oh my flying neon monkeys
funnier version of OMG
Chuck: I just got straight Fs!
Mom: OMFNM
OMFNM by zack (J_M) May 8, 2008
Words you can keep
Oh my flying neon monkeys
funnier version of OMG
Chuck: I just got straight Fs!
Mom: OMFNM
OMFNM by zack (J_M) May 12, 2008
Related Words
OMFNM OMFM OMFSM ofnm OMNM OMFLMNOPG omflmojbtptctmlf Omfn OMFNA omfneg

OMFSMBDiC 

OG, mixtape, fire, success, money, bitches, dick, independent, cock

Or: Oh my fuck suck my big dic (easier to remember)
IG bio: Listen to my words! #OMFSMBDiC
OMFSMBDiC by Ya gurl fa May 14, 2015
oh my fuck me :)

instead of saying omg (oh my god)
friend one: i fancy oliver
friend two: omfm!!!
omfm by hahah i love me October 12, 2009
Oh, my Flyng Spaggetti Monster. More funny version of OMG
Moron1: I hacked Microsoft's webpage last night.
Moron2: OMFSM! That's Incredible!
OMFSM by OMFSM October 2, 2007
"Oh, My Flying Spaghetti Monster!" is an atheist's version of OMG... and yes, it is also more funny. A "Z" may be added at the beginning for extra emphasis ;-)
Zomfsm... that's the best new-ish acronym yet!
OMFSM by saturn_000 February 23, 2008
OMNM - Oh My Noodly Master

Noodly Master = Flying Spaghetti Monster, pastafarian god

OMNM is a pastafarian/nontheistic version of OMG
OMNM is an alternative version of OMFSM
noob (doing something really lame): AM I DOIN IT RITE?
normal: OMG, GTFO noob ...
pastafarian/nontheist: OMNM, GTFO noob ...
OMNM by Tsumoso January 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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