omfm

oh my fuck me :)

instead of saying omg (oh my god)

friend one: i fancy oliver
friend two: omfm!!!

by hahah i love me October 12, 2009

OMFM

Oh My Fucking Moses

Commonly used by Jews as an alternative for OMFG. It can also mean Oh My Fucking Menorah

Jew: OMFM! I'M NOT PAYING EXTRA SHIPPING AN HANDLING TO DOUBLE MY INFO-MERCIAL OFFER!

by chieflongnose October 3, 2009

OMFM

shorter term for the "old men fuck me" club. generally used when other amles are being gay/retarded.

Johnny: 2+2=5 jerry, duh.

jerry: Johnny, you look pretty sweaty, did you just come from an OMFM meeting?

by starvin marvin December 22, 2007