Omfah

Often Mistaken For a Homosexual

Male 1: That guy on our basketball team is such a faggot.

Male 2: No, no he has a girlfriend. He is clearly the omfah type of guy.

by matnjo May 4, 2010

omaha bronco

Named in honor of Peyton Manning's signature Omaha play calls, it is when you straddle a girls face with your ass, with special attention to your balls being on her mouth/chin.

I rode that girl's face like an Omaha Bronco. That colt bucked but I managed to tame her.

by MisterBatman September 13, 2016

East Omaha socialite

Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.

He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.

by knowman April 8, 2008

Omaha Tease

refers to the wide variance in temperature during the months of February through April in Omaha, Nebraska, particularly in regard to the common pattern of a warm, sunny day followed by a bone-chilling sub-zero freeze fest

girl, i wore my shorts out today in the snow -what happened to the sunshine? dang that omaha tease!

by medgeisha March 8, 2011

Omaha combine

The act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the anus of a willing sexual partner. You then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. If performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.

I gave that ho an Omaha combine because my John Deere broke down.

by emcdmc August 18, 2016

Omaha Mustache

The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.

I can't but help giving her an Omaha Mustache after her brown eye winked at me.

by Dub-Man (p-dub) July 17, 2020

east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.

If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.

by knowman April 3, 2008