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Old Cock 

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When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
Old Cock by OwDo May 12, 2021

Old cock 

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The expression 'old cock', was a familiar form of greeting was quite common in the UK last century, and perhaps still is. It’s also commonly used in Australia as slang as a term of endearment when referring to longtime friends.
“Hello Old Cock, how ya been?
Old cock by Elsnug November 12, 2022

old cock 

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A cock that is always laying down; never reaches a hard. (See ED and limp)
That man has an old cock and never pleases his bitch.
old cock by Nitemare January 18, 2003

chip off the old cock 

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1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

Old Kennedy Cock Punch 

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(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

old mans cock 

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British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat
Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"
old mans cock by ROO30 August 13, 2006
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