oh-emm-gee

it's a shortened word that stands for "Oh My God" and it starting to become a phrase actually used in REAL-life human interaction when having a conversation. It's sad seeing grown ass people using that phrase when talking to others....

Me: can i borrow your shoes?
Sister: no, i need them

*sneaks in and takes the shoes from closet*

Sister: What?!! take my shoes off!, Oh-emm-gee!"

oh-emm-gee by Makeup Addict August 13, 2009

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oh emm eff gee

A long version of OMFG. This longer version is usually used to express an "over the topness" about things. Used in one of two ways. Either sarcastic in nature, or absolutely shocked and amazed. Sometimes this is used when someone says something which - in their mind - is awesome or shocking, but to the respondant, is quite the opposite. On the flip side, sometimes this is just "HOLY SHIT!!!!" type levels of shock and amazement. Either works.

Person A: "I walked my dog today!"
Person B: "OH EMM EFF GEE!"

or

MMORPGDUDE: "We took down UberBossFace!"
MMORPGHOMEY: "OH EMM EFF GEE!!!!!!!!!"

oh emm eff gee by Mr. Capo June 22, 2006

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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