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HE T.H.O.T 

N. A MALE EQUIVALENT OF A SLUT OR T.H.O.T.
He wasted all hi time on his time on his T.H.O.T instead of his wife. Would that make him a HE T.H.O.T?
HE T.H.O.T by Thatfatgirl1985. February 21, 2018

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ 

she sees you when your sleeping she knows when your awake Wake up
⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ your dead

i.o.h.e.f.y.

i.o.h.e.f.y. stands for “i only have eyes for you” which are lyrics from I Only Have Eyes For You by The Flamingos
You know that i.o.h.e.f.y. :)

T H E V O I D

When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.
Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.
T H E V O I D by pandaturtle October 28, 2019

D.O.U.C.H.E. Party 

Dumbasses Outside Useless Churches Hosting Events

A large gathering of people outside a church participating in some sort of organized activity.
"So I was driving down the street today when I passed by this D.O.U.C.H.E. party outside of the First Baptist Church."

Ernie: "Hey man, my church is having a bake sale on Sunday to raise money. Do you want to come help out?"
Brandon: "No thanks, I hate D.O.U.C.H.E. parties."
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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