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Lords of all that is hilarity. If one tries to be funny, one WILL be funny. There is no way to dodge an O'Neal. You will flock to an O'Neal. An O'Neal is good. An O'Neal is great. An O'Neal loves boobies and an after-dinner shag. Respect an O'Neal. Beware an O'Neal. Most of all, bow down to an O'Neal.
Man-"What happened to you last night? You look all shagged out..."

Girl-"I was with an O'Neal!"

Man-"Ah."
O'Neal by Killroy O'Neal February 14, 2009
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An O'neal is a type of nigger that cant shoot 3 pointers in basket. it comes from the famous rapper and baksetball player Shaquille O'Neal scored only one three-pointer out of 22 attempts
ehhh come on Paul you miss that damn your such a O'NEAL
O'NEAL by Doctor OLLER69 February 3, 2017

o’neal 

Extremely competitive dude, never gives up and has a very rich package
Dude, that guy is such an O’Neal!
o’neal by Jackinthebox November 16, 2017
A beatiful average man,always trying hard for a wife or so!
-what about o`neals,s latest draft?
-Gosh!!
-Yeah?!
-He has told us another occurance of a success.
o`neal by bad,good? September 25, 2019

O'Neal Boys 

O'Neal Boys are family that are the cutest of the cute, the sexiest of the sexy, the smartest of the smart and the wildest of the wildest of the wilds. Every woman wants an O'Neal Boy and every man wishes they were one.
Omg is that one of the O'Neal Boys? He has such pizzazz and is so sexy!
O'Neal Boys by Chainsaw_cutie August 16, 2020

Shquitler O'neal 

a black man who will be proclaimed fuhrer of germany and start ww3 along with diaz, the king of portugal
oh shoot run shquitler o'neal is after u!!!
Shquitler O'neal by elbendigo May 31, 2018

Alexander O'Neal 

Alexander O'Neal is an R&B singer who had a string of top 10 hits in the second half of the 1980s in the US, UK and also in Ireland. He was born in 1953 in Natchez, Mississippi but moved to Minneapolis when he was 20. He is best known for his 1987 hit "Criticize" which climbed to number 4 both in the UK Singles Chart and the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. His songs are produced by the successful R&B producers Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis.
Sheila: Do you remember back in the 80s, everybody used to get on the dancefloor when the Alexander O'Neal hit Criticize came on?

Thelma: Oh yeah, great Jam that was!
Alexander O'Neal by Ted1986 March 28, 2008
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