Nyobe

A beautiful girl who deserves everything. She is a very kind person, whose love is very loud. Nyobe is a very fun and playful person to be around, and she wants to be heard. She is a passionate person and cares deeplt about her friends. I'm upset knowing there are people out there who have never met Nyobe, because they're missing out. Nyobe is a wonderful person who can make the best out of situations, no matter how awkward. Yes, she can be.. a little over the top with the embarrassing things she does, but I couldn't ask for more. If you don't have a Nyobe in your life, you're missing the experience. Nyobe is a talented person who I think everyone should cherish.

Random: Hey, have you met Nyobe?

Random 2: Yes, I have. She's absolutely gorgeous.

by literallykdj November 21, 2023

nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

by Foxzes February 26, 2018

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

by ilib February 2, 2010

Nyobi

Nyobi is a beautiful girl she is very loyal and sweet. She doesn’t get mad all the time but when she does she go crazy. And I mean crazy. She is pretty chill and laid back. Extremely loyal and petty. Loves to eat and sleep. This name is also an African name , which is very special. She don’t like cocky or stuck up people.

Man 1 : my girl cheated on me with my best friend

Man 2 : get you a nyobi their mad loyal

by The man that speak facts October 9, 2019

UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.

I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019