A completely awesome person you should already know, if you think you don't know him, you're wrong. His swag is ridiculous, meeting him often results in immediate humbleness in awe of his awesomeness. Also, wear a condom even when talking to him, his sexiness will often result in you being in bed while you thought you were still talking to him.
Dude, that party upstairs is ridiculous, I can't hear a thing.
Oh, that's just Nygel's swag bro, get used to it. It attracts women like bees to honey.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.