Nutty November
To those who failed No Nut November:
The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.
Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.
Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.
Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.
Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.
Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.
Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
Friend: I failed life...
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
Nutty November by 69th Dimension November 1, 2019
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