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nuthuggers 

Speedos or speedo-like swimming costume. So called because the hug the nuts.
That German tourist's got his nuthuggers on. Gross much?
nuthuggers by Hierophant April 29, 2009

nuthuggers 

Pants so tight you can see a guys nuts when they pour themselves into them. Pants that no self respecting straight guy should be wearing.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
nuthuggers by Micron X February 24, 2010

nuthuggers 

Any type of mens underpants that constrict the breath-ability of the testes.
'David Johnson keeps adjusting his nuthuggers'.
nuthuggers by p-hole June 13, 2011

Nuthuggers 

Pants that are so tight that they squeeze one's balls up into their chest. So tight and uncomfotable it looks like they have a camel toe.
Sally: "How in the hell are you wearing those nuthuggers? "
Jane: " Told you he had no dick..."
Nuthuggers by xxxsloarxxx April 20, 2018

nut huggers 

Damn Bell's got his nut huggers on today
nut huggers by kevin February 27, 2003

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets 

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.
Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.