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Nutellism 

A religion in which you worship Nutella, which was sent down to Earth by the gods themselves as a way to control the world.
Person 1: Hey what’s your religion

Person 2: I practice Nutellism
Person 1: oh sweet, me too!
Nutellism by anonymous December 4, 2020
Words you can keep

Natelism 

A man with tendancies toward natelism is commonly referred to as an Ass-man.
Natelism by Natelist June 17, 2013

Nutellamis 

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.
Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.
Nutellamis by jesusmountain July 9, 2020

nutellie 

Having more then one nutella.
Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))
nutellie by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011

Nigellism 

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.
Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.
Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

Nutellic 

Being Nutellic is anyone that is addicted to Nutella, or addicted to eating Nutella.
"Brylee, eating Nutella again? Wow you are so Nutellic!"
Nutellic by Nutellic August 26, 2013

nutelligence

Someone's intelligence after they have consumed Nutella.
Guy: I just ate this whole jar of Nutella.

Guy #2: Sucks... We have the math test too...

Guy: Yeah.. I hope my nutelligence isn't too low…
nutelligence by perfectstormonsunday November 13, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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