Nutellism

A religion in which you worship Nutella, which was sent down to Earth by the gods themselves as a way to control the world.

Person 1: Hey what’s your religion

Person 2: I practice Nutellism
Person 1: oh sweet, me too!

Nutellism by anonymous December 4, 2020

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Natelism

A man with tendancies toward natelism is commonly referred to as an Ass-man.

Natelism by Natelist June 17, 2013

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A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.

Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.

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Having more then one nutella.

Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))

nutellie by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011

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A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

Nigellism by S156 November 7, 2010

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Being Nutellic is anyone that is addicted to Nutella, or addicted to eating Nutella.

"Brylee, eating Nutella again? Wow you are so Nutellic!"

Nutellic by Nutellic August 26, 2013

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Someone's intelligence after they have consumed Nutella.

Guy: I just ate this whole jar of Nutella.

Guy #2: Sucks... We have the math test too...

Guy: Yeah.. I hope my nutelligence isn't too low…

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