Nutellism

A religion in which you worship Nutella, which was sent down to Earth by the gods themselves as a way to control the world.

Person 1: Hey what’s your religion

Person 2: I practice Nutellism
Person 1: oh sweet, me too!

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Natelism

Sexual interest in the buttocks.

A man with tendancies toward natelism is commonly referred to as an Ass-man.

by Natelist June 17, 2013

Nutellamis

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.

Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.

by jesusmountain July 9, 2020

nutellie

Having more then one nutella.

Courtney: I have some nutella! :)

Lauren: I have nutellie! :))

by hatepeacelove November 15, 2011

Nigellism

A religion where one worships Nigella Lawson and her luscious cooking.

Person 1: Oi mate, pray to God.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I believe in Nigellism.

by S156 November 7, 2010

Nutellic

Being Nutellic is anyone that is addicted to Nutella, or addicted to eating Nutella.

"Brylee, eating Nutella again? Wow you are so Nutellic!"

by Nutellic August 26, 2013

nutelligence

Someone's intelligence after they have consumed Nutella.

Guy: I just ate this whole jar of Nutella.

Guy #2: Sucks... We have the math test too...

Guy: Yeah.. I hope my nutelligence isn't too low…

by perfectstormonsunday November 13, 2013