Nutclip

Nutclip refers to the risky, low-budget grooming maneuver in which a dude uses a pair of nail clippers to trim the wild hairs sprouting from his ballsack, also known as a hasty DIY scrotal prune. Born from sheer laziness and a lack of proper manscaping tools, the nutclip is usually performed in a bathroom mirror under poor lighting, often right before a date or gym session, with one hand stretching the skin taut while the other snaps away at stray pubes.

Jeffery Dahmer locked himself in the bathroom and gave his nuts a frantic nutclip right before heading out on a date

Nutclip by Shotgunyort July 11, 2026

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nutclops

An individual who lacks one testicle, nut, cojon or any other term referencing the male reproductive organ.

Ben is such a nutclops. He lost his ball to a truly tragic accident involving a tricycle. Now all he does is WASH MY CARRRRR!

nutclops by brandon azer August 29, 2019

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nutclops

A male who only has one testicle, which happens for a number of reasons.

The guy Jessica went home with only had one ball. He was a nutclops!

nutclops by dirtoyster June 8, 2016

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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