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Fur Nut Mustache 

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.
Fur Nut Mustache by Peet March 22, 2004
Related Words

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing
Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut
"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"
Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003