Nut Milk

Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.

Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

nut milk

one's semenal fluids

dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place

by napoleondynamite September 21, 2005

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

Nut milk

The milk that is left in a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios

Guy 1: Do you drink the nut milk?
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet

by KRDunn00 September 3, 2018

Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

by TheMilkMaster126 November 5, 2018

Gay nut milk

Breast milk from a gay man

Gay: You want some of my breast milk?
Me: Hell no! No one likes gay nut milk
Gay: sigaf

by TheMilkMaster126 November 5, 2018