Nut Knot 

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

Nut Knot by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021

nut knots 

When the hair on your balls get all twisted up and knotted and it starts to pull on yourscrotum in a such a manner as to cause discomfort.
Often requires rather obvious pulling of the pants in the testicle area in an attempt to untangle the ball-hair.

Joe:Yo dude, why yo all walking all sketchy and shit?

Bill:Shit man, I got some serious nut knots goin' on, it like my balls be all bein' pulled on and shit.

nut knots by Kronen V May 7, 2010

nut first through a knothole 

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

nut first through a knothole by jr December 11, 2004