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Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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nutjobbery 

The act of being a complete nutjob.
Pure lunacy.
"What I've witnessed today is absolute nutjobbery".
nutjobbery by Lollylol May 31, 2023
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nutlobber 

A crazy person. Named after inmates of institutions who cut off their own testicles and throw them over the fence to distact the nurses while they do crazy stuff.
Mop in Ward 5, Maureen; there was a nutlobber loose this afternoon.
nutlobber by Dina Diva August 17, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026