nut day

Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.

some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."

nut day by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018

national nut day 

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.

guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!

national nut day by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019

National bust a nut day 

Men are feeling stressed out nowadays; so they need to relax and Bust one

It’s national bust a nut day, we might as well bust one

National bust a nut day by Gfgeiddjjddj April 11, 2019

Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!

Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises

Bus a nut day by Jfaulken June 6, 2018

Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

Free nut day by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

November 13th You can Nut day

On November 13th you are allowed one beating of the meat during no nut November. However, it can only be used on the 13th of November nine other.

“Bro u see it’s November 13th you can nut day ???”- friend

Me- “yeah ima bout to beat”

November 13th You can Nut day by Swagmoney123swag November 12, 2019

Bust A Nut Day 

November 11 International bust a nut day and yes you won’t be breaking NNN

Someone: Hey is November 11 do you what that means

Me: No

Someone: It’s Bust A Nut Day and guess what you don’t break NNN

Bust A Nut Day by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020