nut day

Nut day is the day that celebrates ejaculation, the action of stroking ones penis to cause an orgasm that sends a white liquid to shoot out called sperm, semen, cum etc., and is celebrated on October 22nd every year.

some dude: "dude what day is it?"
some other dude: "its Nut day dude!!"
some dude: "Hell yeah."

by Booty eating bandit October 19, 2018

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national nut day

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.

guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!

by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019

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Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!

Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises

by Jfaulken June 6, 2018

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Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

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