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the secret codeword for one of those full body massages, where the japanese lady rubs her gelled up body all over the guy getting the massage. it is not known if this exists in real life or is just a gimmick pornos use.

Hey Carl, I wonder if those nuru massages I see on youporn are real. I sure would like one of those.

nuru by Dirty Joe McGee September 28, 2009

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Nuru

Nuru
Verb:
A Nuru Massage.
A massage performed on an inflated mattress by a woman in the nude who uses lots of oil.
Often ends up with the participants having sex for money.

"That mean cafe hag sure has a weird business name... I wonder if she gives Nurus to pay the bills?"

Nuru by 1337 EDGE LORD December 8, 2022

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Nuru

Nuru is an amazing girl pretty and funny, the best human you will find. They are always there for those who need them and are HOT. Nuru's are also a 10/10 in bed. 🔥They are also girlfriend material.

Get me a Nuru I need peace

Nuru by Girlyz November 23, 2021

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Nuru

Nuru can be used as a nickname for a very funny, kind friend that means a lot to you. If you call someone Nuru, it means they are one of your closest friends and you always got each other's back no matter what happens.

Nuru, tell me a joke!

Nuru by Froot Shoot August 21, 2020

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Nuru

A young man that isn’t very tall but very handsome and sexy. He has an average of an 8 inch dick and is a killer in bed. Nuru is so hot and he will take yo bitch, and he keeps his friend jimmy with him.

Hey Nuru come fuck me in my bed daddy.

Nuru by Diesel’s Daddy December 21, 2020

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Nuru Massage

A massage performed on an inflated mattress by a hot japanese woman. it is best done nude and with a lot of oil. often ends up with the participants having sex

John paid 100 bucks for a Nuru massage last night, he said it wasn't waisted money cuz it ended in a surprise.

Nuru Massage by mon93 December 13, 2010

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Girlfriend Nuru

A Nuru massage body to body nude massage wth a gfe escort

I had an awesome girlfriend nuru massage by this hot chick on backpage.

Girlfriend Nuru by Darknessunbound July 29, 2015

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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